You have seen blogs like kennysia , dawn yang and xiaxue and i am pretty sure if not all,surely MOST of you are fascinated and addicted to reading their blogs right?You have listened to some songs by Jay Chou,JJ lin,Wang Lee Hom and surely you are loving them right?*heck for gals , i think most of you are crazy about them* By now, maybe some of you would be dreaming of being as famous as them or even more famous than them ?Hahaha Now i am here to tell you ,Yes, indeed YOU can be as famous as them or even more famous than them.Just follow some of my guidelines =D.
If you are blogger, then
1) Concentrate your blogging on your strongest point .Example, lets say you are a very creative person and you are very sure that every blog you published WILL make ppl laugh * kenny sia alert* ,well go ahead and blogged about funny posts everyday =D
2)If you are a hot,sexy,pretty,cute female blogger * just kidding haha every girl is pretty ^^* , then go ahead and write a bimbo blog.What are bimbo blogs? Easy, to put it simply , bimbo blog is a genre of blogging where bloggers post up a lot of pictures and photos of themselves in their everyday life and blogged about them. Though this genre of blogging usually belongs to females hehe.If you are a guy that post hundreds of pictures showing yourself in various poses and enjoy doing them, then either you are super narcissist or you had lost some screws in your brain or maybe lack of some male chromosomes? Well unless you are kennysia, this is kennysia's post about him trying to write bimbo blog. Check it out if you want to burst out in laughter .
3)Instant way to get famous in blogosphere,Plead and beg famous bloggers to"advertise" you in their blogs haha.If that fails,just get a knife and go to the nearest famous blogger you know or you dunno and FORCE THEM to "advertise" you in their blogs hehe.Yes, kinda like blackmail XD.
If you are not a blogger,
1) If you got talent or passion for singing and wishing to be an artist ,try advertise yourself in Youtube ^^. You know , it does work!
2)Just wait for a miracle to happen,I.e some comet hits you or radiation happens and you became the smartest genius in the world.Thats when the media will start coming to interview you and make you their headline.
3)Do a crazy thing like walking around naked in the road or go around holding a banana and shouting " i am SADDAM HUSSEIN .This IS A BOMB *points at the banana * " while running wild .Sure enough , by 2morrow your face will appear in newspaper =D
4) Be a Blogger now and apply all the steps above! xD
*Note*This post is simply random and for fun, and the efficiency is definitely not 100% guaranteed as this post is blogged by a lousy blogger wishing to be famous lol.So,there ya go =D
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